Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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