found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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