TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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