Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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