Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
two words...techno handjob
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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