weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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