hotel room ftw
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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