Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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