I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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