I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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