I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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