THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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