Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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