just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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