So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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