fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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