Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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