you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV