Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(337): View more from Louisiana

you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.

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(949): View more from California

while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving

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(239): View more from Florida

In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.

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(718): View more from New York

knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.

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(706): View more from Georgia

We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.

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(718): View more from New York

I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.

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(315): View more from New York

She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV

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