I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs