I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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