You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room