So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking