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• (649): View more from Turks & Caicos

  So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it

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• (510): View more from California

  I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Are you high?

  (510): View more from California

  No. That's why it's odd

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college

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  she has no idea

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...

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• (516): View more from New York

  The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.

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• (714): View more from California

  Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night

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