Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.