So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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