Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
