Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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