It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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