her vagine was all disorganized.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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