I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
What changed your mind?
Being sober
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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