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i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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