But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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