Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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