I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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