she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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