I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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