Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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