Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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