ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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