just come out here and I will go home with you...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
