Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
This baby is an asshole
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize