When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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