just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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