oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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