I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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