I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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