i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
