I think scott just propositioned me for sex
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just had sex on a roof
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me