So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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