Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.

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(310): View more from California

its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off

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(510): View more from California

he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.

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(618): View more from Illinois

i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong

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(989): View more from Michigan

If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.

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(916): View more from California

You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.

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