i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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