ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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