Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
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You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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