brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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