so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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