I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
They took my balls.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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