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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!

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  I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????

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  Honestly.

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  Don't say a word.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??

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• (619): View more from California

  He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.

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• (530): View more from California

  It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight

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• (831): View more from California

  Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.

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