Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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