She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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