He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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