3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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