Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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