i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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