i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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