Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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