Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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