She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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