Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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